Justin Riray
Mass Com 100w - MW 1:30pm-2:45pm
Similes and Metaphors
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Similes:
1) Dona Nichols is like a young Angelina Jolie.
2) My fastball pitch is like a smaller version of Ryu’s hadoken.
Metaphors:
1) Her heart was a broken machine in an arcade; she had been played too many times, and was often kicked when she took people’s money.
2) My member is a thigh of Chuck Norris.
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Ha ha ha.
ReplyDelete2) My fastball pitch is like a smaller version of Ryu’s hadoken.
2) My member is a thigh of Chuck Norris
I like the heart broken arcade machine, but I don't get the taking people's money reference. I think you were going to far in the analogy trying to sound cool. Fail. =D
lol you tard. she was a gold digger and got beat for it, son! haha
ReplyDeletekind of win =D
Ooooh, GOLD DIGGER. I see. Okay, points regained =)
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